Witty Chinese Slang: Romance Edition

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While not everyone enjoys basking in the glow of romantic or platonic love, most of us can appreciate witty internet slang about romance and dating.

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Get ready to be inspired, amused, and maybe even a little bit envious as we introduce you to some creative terms that paint a picture of modern love and heartbreak in China!

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Love Brain Smitten individuals whose brains have been clouded by a thing called ‘love.’ Their every thought and action revolves around their romantic relationship and their partner.

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Cemented Heart To hypothetically seal off one’s heart and to put up one’s defenses after experiencing heartache.

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Invisible Availability To give off the general impression that you’re unattainable — what with your attractive appearance, stylish clothing, and charm — but the truth is, you’re extremely single.

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Forever Alone Peony Wordplay on ‘Chinese peony’ or mudan hua (牡丹花) to refer to those who have never been in a romantic relationship; to add salt to the wound, such personalities are also financially burdened by monthly debit card bills.

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Click on the link below to learn more Chinese slang.

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