Bossy President A young, wealthy businessman who is handsome, arrogant, and indifferent to mostly everyone except you. Pretty much Jamie Dornan from 50 Shades of Gray, and someone who typically only exists in web fiction.
Shrimp Boyfriend Much like the American term ‘butterface,’ this derogatory descriptor is used for male celebrities who have excellent bodies but are not good-looking – like “shrimps with inedible heads.” (Yikes!)
Greasy Man A self-explanatory term for glib and generally slimy middle-aged (and younger) men.
Aquaman A playboy that has lots of casual sex; named ‘Aquaman’ because of the superhero’s close connections with other marine creatures. But maybe Aquaman has another meaning too… 💦